By Joseph Alizio Jr.,Edward Ellis,Vincent Allen

I DID again RICKEY ON UP...
"NO RICKEY i don't SEE ANY NAIL MARKS
ON YOUR (FAKE) JESUS arms & toes NOW RICKEY."
HILARIOUS MR. "NO hands & LEGS" RICKEY.

IN 1997 JENNIFER HARVEY introduced A KILLER child ON IN
FOR ME TO SEE.
(IT actually SHOOTS "FIRES" A GUN)
"SUSAN SET THIS UP FOR JOEY."

THEY ARE either leave out sunrise MARIE. "DIVORCED FROM JOEY NOW."
HAY!
BUT was once THIS LITTLE ROAST pork DINNER REALLY
THE actual MR. RICKEY ROSETTI HIMSELF the following NOW?

I imagine THAT IT was once GROSS.

I have been SHOT "& NOW i will SEE EVERYTHING
THAT I by no means desired to SEE IN MY complete existence prior to now. definite. AGAIN."

I are looking to fail to remember THIS. BADLY.

BANG!

I was once HAROLD NELSON JR. within the EARLY 1980'S...
"HEYY! SO this can be THE more moderen RAMADA resort the following NOW!?"
OH YES!
I used to be JOKING AROUND...
"SHOW ME in your LEADERRRRRR NOWWW!"

IT used to be LITTLE RICKEY guy FLOATING IN a toddler POOL.
YES. within the resort ROOM.

ME TO MYSELF NOW: "OH MY GODDDD!
WHO DO all of them imagine THAT i actually AM the following NOW?"

I began to THROW ON UP..."THIS IS A MINI BURN sufferer THING."

EVERYONE NOW: "THAT nonetheless won't cease attempting to homicide JOEY."
SINCE DAY ONE.

SYMPATHY & COMPASSION
WOULD HAVE HAD ME MURDERED & gone DEAD
A long time in the past NOW.

"EVERYONE is familiar with WHO those KILLER humans ARE..."

I notion that there have been child POOLS
IN those inn ROOMS as a way to get a divorce COCAINE.
I HAD NO IDEA.
"THESE individuals are no longer ON MY point AT ALL."

LITTLE RICKEY GLUTTONEYS
JU JU simply like to PLAY HIS "LITTLE REINDEER" MACHO GAMES...
"HE AS JOEY'S mom attempted TO KICK JOEY ON O U T ."
YES.
"BECAUSE HE desired to HAVE HIS child POOL O U T . again NOW."
HAY!
HAY! HAY! THIS used to be IN 1998...
"I AM faraway from DEAD...KEEP ON relocating NOW 'MAAAAA!'..."

MY child POOL used to be to damage UP CONFISCATED COCAINE.
"I nonetheless simply HAVE AUTHORITY whilst I DO HAVE THIS FOR MYSELF."
YES. TO MYSELF: "I AM nonetheless AT RISK."

IDIOT CRACK HEAD PETE along with his TURTLE JOKE
WHICH i didn't UNDERSTAND...
YOU won't EVEN think THIS here NOW...
ASK SHANNON ROY...

"HE used to be THREATENING TO TAKE JOEY'S fingers & LEGS
AWAY FROM HIM simply because JOEY wouldn't provide HIM
ALL OF HIS COCAINE FOR FREE."

ALONE LIKE A TURTLE.

"OF path JOEY HAS HIS actual hands & LEGS
& in fact JOEY isn't really ON OUR mystery TEAM
RIGHT the following NOW both NOW!"

YES. "SO JOEY KICKED PETE ON DOWN AFTER PETE FIRED HIS WEAPON AT HIM..."
YES.
"OF direction JOEY DID determine a couple of issues correct ON O U T ."
LOL.

YES. ME: "PETE FUCKING COMMANDO OVER HERE!
DUDE i've got NO concept WHY you need to 'WITHHOLD'
(AMPUTEE JOKING round I GUESS?)
MY hands & LEGS FROM MEEEEEEE....
BUT DUDE you're VERY VERY FUCKED on your HEAD DUDE!"

I SHOT HIM again. OH convinced I "FUCKING" DID NIGGA!
LOL.
SHANNON stated: "OH move forward IT will not DO something JOEY!"
I RAN THIS WITH MY MAGIC OF COURSE.

SHANNON TO a person WHO may EVER LISTEN:
"THEY SEE THAT JOEY BEATS BULLETS similar to I DID
& ok good they suspect that he's exact LIKE US."

THEY continually try out & "PULL" THAT "THEY personal ME." THING...
YOU wouldn't EVEN think THIS "FUCKING" SHITTE.

"ARROGANT LITTLE ROAST red meat DINNERS."

DAWN enjoying the jobs AS those MEN.
WHEN i am getting SHOT I SEE MORE...
"JOE simply HAD ME RUN ON OFF TO turn into lady FOR HIM AGAIN."
I was once WITH PATRICK.

DRIVING INTOWN. guess ME THEN "JOE isn't A LIAR."

THE CHEF on the DUNSTAN institution apartment was once MY spouse sunrise MARIE.
HOPEFULLY no longer the entire TIME.

SHE MADE IT domestic IN TIME simply because I ALLOWED FOR THIS AS traditional AGAIN.
"THIS used to be AN EARLY MORNING AM TIME."
MAYBE the opposite PATRICK got here again AS sunrise MARIE AFTER HE used to be ARRESTED THEN!?

THERE have been MOMENTS & "DAWN JUMPED ON INTO JOE'S VEHICLE."

AGAIN. this can be MY spouse. "THIS faux C.I.A."
SHE additionally TAKES PROSTITUTION fees ALL DAY LONG.
"FOR HAVING intercourse WITH JOE ONLYYYYYYY!"

THE LIFE.

WHO THE FUCK IS taking pictures ME THEN?
SHANNON ROY FROM 10 YEARS UP "2003" FROM 1993
CAN let you know THIS:
"MY complete group is making an attempt TO homicide JOEY."

THIS remains to be M

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